Cuba 2016


Recently, I visited the socialist paradise that is Cuba. Instead of squirrels they have these little scurrying lizards. There’s a guy in Havana that serves coconut ice cream in a coconut. Good times.

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Fan V Fan: Game of Thrones


You remember Fan V Fan: it’s the television review show that I created with Dorkshelf. We’ve been covering The Flash for two seasons and we begin covering GoT last year. This season, I step out from behind the camera and join co-host Joel Minty in many loud and enthusiastic conversations about crushing skulls.

Here’s episode three because in this one we finally, mostly got the lighting right.

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Walrus Talks


Noah Taylor and I filmed last month’s Walrus Talks. This session, themed ‘Healthy Cities’, took place in Hamilton on a snowy evening. Seven speakers pitched their ideas for what makes good cities and what could make them better.

Click below to watch the first speaker, Project Bookmark founder Miranda Hill, or click here to view the playlist.


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That Time I Went Through Nine Bags Of Morphine

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“That Time I…” posts are true stories that am I retiring from my social repertoire. To honour them, I am committing them to text for the first time. Read stories about sound torture, abortion, my awesome tattoo, and the infamous Tragic Hand Button.

I awoke at one o’clock in the morning with a sharp and intense pain in my abdomen. Guessing that I had food poisoning, I sat on the toilet for a while expecting something to come out of either end. Nothing did. But I had dealt with this kind of thing before and, in my experience, it operates on its own schedule. I went back to bed to wait for instructions from my body.

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Irrelevant Show Sketches

Audio, Comedy, Writing

The Irrelevant Show is a sketch comedy show that airs on CBC Radio One’s national airwaves. The show returns for a fifth season,performing and recording in front of live audiences across Canada.

I am a contributing writer on the 2016 season. New episodes began airing in January and there is already a sketch of mine that you can listen to, A Future Review of Jurassic Park.

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Raconteurs: Big Ideas


Come see me tell a story at this month’s Raconteurs, Toronto’s premier story-telling show. The theme this month is ‘Big Ideas’ and I’ll be recounting my famous freckle tattoo story. The cover is only 10$ which is a lot less than what I normally charge for my company.

CLICK HERE for the Facebook invitation. If you can’t make it out, you can read the text version of my story HERE.